Valentines Day Funny Quotes. “i have chosen to be single because it makes my bank account as fat as shrek.”. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” —charles m.
You’re the only person i send the heart eyes emoji to. Love is a grave mental disease. The magnification must be increased to be effective.
I know this is intended to be areas to go for valentines day, but home is a place to go. Best funny valentines day messages for friends. If we eat mexican, it will be accompanied by a tooting section.
“get married early in the morning. Funny valentine’s day quotes from famous people. You’re the only person i send the heart eyes emoji to.
These funny valentine's day quotes will make you crack up. “i guess i’d just have to date myself today.”. “behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” ~groucho marx.
But it was kinda like trying to get into your skinny jeans the day after thanksgiving. “one day, my prince charming will come. I’d love to hold you close, tonight and always.
· every male action has a female overreaction “you can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.”. I have loved you since the first day i saw you.
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